What the shit is with people who brag about their graphics and jacked Javascript on their no-content webpage? You think I give a shit if you designed your own bloody wallpaper? Mine's black. Beat that. I mean, seriously, I will have two parts to my page after I finish this. That will have taken a total of ten minutes to make my entire webpage. And look at it! People already love it. Except for one guy, who being jealous of how much ass my page kicks after two minutes while his took hours and still has nothing on it. The Shepherd of my Soul probably said this better(under his FAQs I believe).
And never forget, Javascript is the deformed, abandoned child of a raped Java.
